Someone Comes To Toon, No-one Leaves Toon

At exactly the moment when it was too late to change the title to my last post about Newcastle United's problems, I realised that I should have snocloned Cory Doctrow's new novel Someone Comes To Town, Someone Leaves Town. Luckily, it turns out that Craig "lovely hair" Bellamy has decided he's going nowhere.

"Whether I train with the kids is not up to me, but if that's what I am told to do then that's what I'll do," he said. "All I can do is act in a professional and respectful manner and see what happens after that."

It's a bit late for that "professional and respectful manner" I'd have thought unless the definition of it has expanded to include sending insulting text messages to your colleagues.