Monday 13 June 2005

Beware?

Beware the teenage girl at the drugstore counter holding a fistful of cosmetics: She just might be the nymphomaniacal, self-esteem-challenged hostess of a rainbow party, those now-infamous group gatherings in which girls, each wearing a different shade of lipstick, give guys blowjobs, leaving a multicolored party favor on their respective penises.

Thanks for the heads-up Nerve. I guess I have my reputation as an evil, lecherous hump to keep, so if you need me I'll be hovering around the lipstick section at the local chemist.

Via Bookslut

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