Thursday, 25 August 2005

Typing Rude Words Into ... Online Apps

Number two in an occassional series...

Bookslut link to a site called Word Count, which, er, counts the words in the materials it has and then ranks them by frequency.

Obviously I spent a few minutes typing rude words into it. Fuck is ranked 5598th, and it and its neighbouring words go like this "Shallow Charming Fuck Workshops", which struck me as a decent idea, but then I figured Shallow Charming Fucks don't need training to be like that. Ah well...

It also occured to me that you could use it for band names too. Pick a word and then see what turns up:

Chocolate Panic
Lucille Funk
Execution Lounge
Economic Love Means
Knife Dates

Hmm. Maybe not. Though I quite like Chocolate Panic to be honest.

4 comments:

mickielove said...

As a post-promiscuous (i.e. now have a steady boyfriend)gay man Paul, I agree that no training is needed for 'shallow charming fucks' - it just comes naturally to some. By the way is chocolate panic available at Asda yet - sounds yummy. Sorry I missed your visit to Conisbrough. Get a gasthouse ready for me and Steve to come terrorise the locals.

Anonymous said...

Yeah. But when are Tit Flannel bringing out their debut album?

mickielove said...

I'm rocking on down to Augustinian Spastic Suspenders myself. That old jazz retro fusion mix slays me every time.

Paul said...

Personally, I'm thinking of forming a band just so as I can call it Inhumane Lawnmower...