Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says 'Train for jobs in beeyotch.'
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
For some odd reason this really makes me want to work in the biotech industry.
"Don Quixote had his windmills /Ponce de Leon took his cruise
Took Sinbad seven voyages /To see that it was all a ruse
(That's why I'm) Looking for the next best thing"
- Warren Zevon
Friday, 19 August 2005
Quotes That Make You Want To Change Careers
I'd read this elsewhere and thought it hilarious but couldn't find it again (I'd only remember it when I wasn't at a computer is my excuse), but thanks to Robot Wisdom I've found it again:
For some odd reason this really makes me want to work in the biotech industry.
For some odd reason this really makes me want to work in the biotech industry.
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a more succint warning against the dangers of genetically modified organisms I could not find. Who said ignorance is a virus?
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