Peter O'Toole: Pickled Legend

If he didn't exist you'd have to drink enough to hallucinate him, but he's quite agreeably curmudgeonly in this article in the Guardian. The following quote made me laugh much more than it probably should:

Peter O'Toole is not a fan of modern theatre - or, as he puts it, the "badly done shit" performed by "smart-aleck twats" that passes for contemporary theatre.

As well as:

"Books have been written about that so-called 'renaissance' at the Royal Court Theatre," said O'Toole. "Bollocks. I watched this appaling bunch of strange young men creeping around, talking pompously..."