How The Simpsons Ruined My Life

In much the same way that I have to say "Uh huh" every time Elvish is mentioned in Lord Of The Rings, I can't say "phenomena" without adding "do do de do do" and no impression of Sean Connery is complete, anymore (thanks, Popbitch), without "1964. Petula Clark. Up the arse." Mention of Mendoza has me looking in to the air arms raised screaming "Mendoooooooozaaaaaa!" in my best Rainer Wolfcastle impression. Needlessly to say this article in The Graun was difficult to get through.