I can just see the Academy Awards' head honcho or The Man from Price-Waterhouse snapping Sylvester Stallone's best screenplay Oscar in front of him, and really enjoying the sight of a tiny man crying in shame. I'd pay good money to see that - who wouldn't?
"Don Quixote had his windmills /Ponce de Leon took his cruise
Took Sinbad seven voyages /To see that it was all a ruse
(That's why I'm) Looking for the next best thing"
- Warren Zevon
Tuesday 10 April 2007
Mee...ow!
John Patterson of the Guardian sharpens his claws to get some slashes at, errrm, Jane Marsh, J-Lo, Hilary Swank and Halle Berry going as far as to demand that the last two, since they've been in quite a few stinkers since the got an Oscar, give their prizes back. Also caught in this drive-by are Bruce Willis, Matt Damon and Kevin Costner. He reserves the last of his anger for the man who was Rocky:
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