Finding Inspiration In The Oddest of Places

The Morning News link to an ad agency site that has a page dedicated to the bad cover letters that they've received. It's mostly cringe-worthy:

"Strong writing abilities. Able to analysis data and problem solve."

And sometimes funny:

"I am seeking a new position as i have recently been laid."

But somewhere in there I found the perfect name for my first solo album:

"I am getting to my goal, slowly but surly."

Slowy But Surly, the new album by Shinbone available only in my fevered imagination.