"Don Quixote had his windmills /Ponce de Leon took his cruise
Took Sinbad seven voyages /To see that it was all a ruse
(That's why I'm) Looking for the next best thing"
- Warren Zevon
[Y]oung men as a group [...] when aroused, they (1) become sexually attracted to things otherwise offputting; (2) grow more willing to engage in morally questionable behaviour that might lead to sex; and (3) are more likely to have unprotected sex.
No shit! Wish someone would pay me to research the bleedin' obvious!
I think the thing I like most about this is that they went to all the trouble of doing a study when they could have just hung around any number of pubs in Donny on a Friday or Saturday night.
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