Friday, 3 February 2006


Kung Fu Monkey smacksdown Jason Apuzzo. Possibly the most viscious, funniest thing you will read all week.
Goddamit, he's right! Charlize Theron for North Country is in here! This entire category has been co-opted. Look, Keira Knightley in the socialist manifesto Pride and Prejudice! Fiery narco-feminist Judy Dench playing an old English lady who runs a theater in Mrs. Henderson Presents! Reese Witherspoon in WALK THE GODDAM LINE! Did you see that? It was about how God and love saved Johhny Cash from drugs! BASTARDS!

ETA: Speaking of ol' Johnny Cash, turns out one of his most iconic moments was manufactured.

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