"Don Quixote had his windmills /Ponce de Leon took his cruise
Took Sinbad seven voyages /To see that it was all a ruse
(That's why I'm) Looking for the next best thing"
- Warren Zevon
oh goody, does that mean Bono will shuffle off this mortal coil fat and drug-addled on a toilet?
We can but hope.Also Vegas Bono, where the rest of U2, sick of his endless posturing, dump him and he ends up in Las Vegas crooning "Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" for the loyal few who still find him relevant.
The scarier thing is that you start to think 'you know, that Nixon guy, maybe he wasn't so bad after all...'
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