Son of the Return Of Short Shorts Part II

Because you are worth it!

• Democratic Underground notice that many people are asking why the people of the USA should give 700 Billion Dollar to a Wunch of Bankers who frittered it away in the first place.


• Xmas must be near because The Express has already started printing stories about some place or other banning it. This even has a box out with the requisite "It's political correctness gone mad"


• An odd poem I had cause to remember


• Golf course destroyed in pesticide error. Only in Austria.


• Nine Types of Drinkers. Is it a bad thing if you are several of them?


• When I feel bad about my lax attitude to dusting, I find that there's always someone worse.


• How To Spot A Fake Pound Coin. I think this would make a decent album name, even if it is a bit U2.


• I Fucked Your Mum. Someone should do this for the Jill Sobule version, because if it's possible to have an ear worm for a song that doesn't exist I have it.