Built Like She Was She Had The Nerve To Ask Me If I Planned To Do Her Any Harm

I'm trying to think of my most inapproprite response to A Four-Letter Word in Tomato Nation. It's probably "Damn! Stop that you're turning me on!" A slut, as described, sounds remarkably like my perfect woman.

Via Rage Diaries, kept by Lisa Schmeiser, who's got lots of good stuff there and some at TeeVee, too.