Wednesday, 24 May 2006

It's Got To Be Better Than The Da Vinci Code

BBC News website readers voted for Lesbian Vampire Killers as the film in Cannes they wanted to know more about.

Who doesn't?
Two young men decide to escape their problems and head to Wales for a weekend in a small village.

They arrive to find a coach-load of Swedish females and a cursed hamlet under the spell of vampires of a specific sexual persuasion.

Unfortunately so far it's only a poster.

Speaking of that other movie, I did go and see it. It's exactly what you expect it to be. Only longer. It's an hour of waiting for Ian McKellan followed by an okay(ish) romp followed by wishing they'd bring Ian back some how. Also the movie would be half as long if every one didn't ponderously intone all their dialogue so that those in the cheap seats could follow the plot.

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