"Don Quixote had his windmills /Ponce de Leon took his cruise
Took Sinbad seven voyages /To see that it was all a ruse
(That's why I'm) Looking for the next best thing"
- Warren Zevon
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Friday, 22 May 2009
10 things you didn't know about orgasm
You know if you aren't hurriedly clicking over to this video simply because of the title, then I'm not sure why you are reading this blog. It's funny all the way through, but it's worth staying to watch the Norwegian video giving tips to farmers on how to arouse thier sows while artificially inseminating them. Really...
Monday, 20 April 2009
Resumption of Light Posting Expected Soon
"Ah that would be a resumption. You know what happens when you make a resumption. You make a fool out of res and umption!"
Just a bit of an odd week last week. I guess I had no time. I was having too much fun with Guess Her Muff (which has links that are Not Safe For Work, but the main content is OK), if ever there was a blog that deserved to be turned in to a book... It's probably not that one, but it sure is hypnotic, after a couple of entries it becomes less about nekkid ladies and more about how good your guesses are.
I got a whole bunch of cool things for my B'Day and absolutely nothing that was in anyway uncool. Great stuff. Steve asked me what I thought of Merlin so I guess putting it here is as good a place as any.
Well, the obvious thing to say is that it's totally solid post-New-Who family entertainment. It has a talented charismatic young cast anchored by a few older types (Richard Wilson, Anthony Head and, blimey, John Hurt) who look to be having some fun with it all. The dialogue is occassionally a little stodgy with a lot of "destiny" talk, but is the main sets a nice tone that manages to be modern without being knowing or campy and is often witty. It actually helps that this is a young Merlin and Arthur as it means they can make mistakes and, you know, grow. Their youthful wrong-headedness, arrogance, etc. slowly being stripped away while more honorable qualities get revealed, meaning that it doesn't feel as static as something like Robin of Sherwood (this week: heroic Robin heroicly saves the day with his band of heroes).
As it's the BBC, the budget can't quite match the ambition and, though the CG isn't exactly embarrassing, the creatures never actually seem actually interact with the humans.
One thing that surprised me is that Merlin, the program, is not too afraid of death. It starts with a beheading and any number of minor characters pop their clogs before the end of the season in sometimes gruesome ways.
If I had to sum it up I'd probably say it was like a very British Xena and I'd mean it in a good way.
Just a bit of an odd week last week. I guess I had no time. I was having too much fun with Guess Her Muff (which has links that are Not Safe For Work, but the main content is OK), if ever there was a blog that deserved to be turned in to a book... It's probably not that one, but it sure is hypnotic, after a couple of entries it becomes less about nekkid ladies and more about how good your guesses are.
I got a whole bunch of cool things for my B'Day and absolutely nothing that was in anyway uncool. Great stuff. Steve asked me what I thought of Merlin so I guess putting it here is as good a place as any.
Well, the obvious thing to say is that it's totally solid post-New-Who family entertainment. It has a talented charismatic young cast anchored by a few older types (Richard Wilson, Anthony Head and, blimey, John Hurt) who look to be having some fun with it all. The dialogue is occassionally a little stodgy with a lot of "destiny" talk, but is the main sets a nice tone that manages to be modern without being knowing or campy and is often witty. It actually helps that this is a young Merlin and Arthur as it means they can make mistakes and, you know, grow. Their youthful wrong-headedness, arrogance, etc. slowly being stripped away while more honorable qualities get revealed, meaning that it doesn't feel as static as something like Robin of Sherwood (this week: heroic Robin heroicly saves the day with his band of heroes).
As it's the BBC, the budget can't quite match the ambition and, though the CG isn't exactly embarrassing, the creatures never actually seem actually interact with the humans.
One thing that surprised me is that Merlin, the program, is not too afraid of death. It starts with a beheading and any number of minor characters pop their clogs before the end of the season in sometimes gruesome ways.
If I had to sum it up I'd probably say it was like a very British Xena and I'd mean it in a good way.
Friday, 3 April 2009
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
PG Porn Again
I'm sure I've linked to this before when they did the first one with Nathan Fillion. They've just done another PG Porn with some guy from TV shows I don't watch, but, as far as I can tell, they are pretty much spot on parodies.
Friday, 5 September 2008
Thursday, 4 September 2008
T To The Rescue
Friend of the blog, Horst (sometimes known as T), sent me a fun link today.
It's something that calls itself a fleshmap and it's bodyparts arranged as to how often they get mentioned in certain types of music. It's kind of not safe for work in that there are very small pictures of the body part in question.
Hip hop's table is ass over head, really. The Blues, on the other hand (in first place), has very few mentions of ass. Something I'm trying hard to rectify personally.
It's something that calls itself a fleshmap and it's bodyparts arranged as to how often they get mentioned in certain types of music. It's kind of not safe for work in that there are very small pictures of the body part in question.
Hip hop's table is ass over head, really. The Blues, on the other hand (in first place), has very few mentions of ass. Something I'm trying hard to rectify personally.
Thursday, 28 August 2008
Lady Love
Jorn Barger over at Robot Wisdom has unearthed this list of, currently, 40 songs about what I like to refer to as "hot lesbo action".
It's a pity, really, that the links are to videos rather than MP3s because I'd probably make them all in to one big playlist and play it every so often down at the Irish pub. Jill Sobule's I Kissed A Girl and Jonathan Richman's Dancing in A Lesbian Bar get regular play there —I have my own "Paul's Drunk" list, it's easier that way— so sneaking in a whole themed evening appeals to my sense of humour.
It's a pity, really, that the links are to videos rather than MP3s because I'd probably make them all in to one big playlist and play it every so often down at the Irish pub. Jill Sobule's I Kissed A Girl and Jonathan Richman's Dancing in A Lesbian Bar get regular play there —I have my own "Paul's Drunk" list, it's easier that way— so sneaking in a whole themed evening appeals to my sense of humour.
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