Pr0n Without People

A great idea let down by not-so-mad photoshop skills. Totally safe for work. Unless your work frowns upon slightly drab pics of random pieces of furniture...

See also: Danish 70s Interior Design Porno Style

Vast Minorities

Making Light recently linked to this cartoon in Cracked adding, in the title, that the "online version of Cracked is surprisingly witty". Quite true, I've been reading it for the last few months semi-regularly, so go and spend some time perusing their lists. There's a few gems in there.

10 things you didn't know about orgasm

You know if you aren't hurriedly clicking over to this video simply because of the title, then I'm not sure why you are reading this blog. It's funny all the way through, but it's worth staying to watch the Norwegian video giving tips to farmers on how to arouse thier sows while artificially inseminating them. Really...

The Blue Beanie

The Blue Beanie is a simple, well designed and very pretty Samarost clone. You can almost win by clicking randomly, but the puzzles are quite simple and have their own logic. It's beautifully presented and makes an enjoyable ten minute diversion.

Do you KNOW who I AM?

"I have 25,000 followers on Twitter"

Deserves to be the new "Lurkers support me in e-mail".

But it's OK, he was only joking...

Cricket News To Come

So, ASKÖ Cricket Club Steyr were thrashed. We still enjoyed the day and, through a series of coincidences, I was the first player for CCS to bowl against another team.

Quite the honour.

I will have photos soon for you all. Velden CC is quite spectacularly situated, so hopefully there's some suitably dramatic shots.

Also I should have more news on the Bluesberries. We have had a couple of decent gigs in the last month and we have another one in St. Valentin this weekend. We've just got to get the wierd lull in the second set worked out and then we'll be able to progress.

Yet One More Reason Not To Clean Up

Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital

Authorities said an enterprising office worker had decided to clean it out, placing the food in a conference room while using two cleaning chemicals to scrub down the mess. The mixture of old lunches and disinfectant caused 28 people to need treatment for vomiting and nausea.

Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar

So says Prince, possibly because they aren't offering him enough money, but publicly because, it seems, he wants people to actually learn how to play the guitar Prince will not be appearing in any version of Guitar Hero anytime soon.

"I just think it's more important that kids learn how to actually play the guitar," Prince said.

"It's a tough instrument - it's not easy. It took me a long time, and it was frustrating at first. And you just have to stick with it, and it's cool for people who don't have time to learn the chords or ain't interested in it. But to play music is one of the greatest things."