tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599583.post111399132503764353..comments2023-10-19T18:56:35.022+02:00Comments on Looking For The Next Best Thing: On Hammers And NailsPaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15953503728314023580noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599583.post-1114160935122426392005-04-22T11:08:00.000+02:002005-04-22T11:08:00.000+02:00this looks like a good selection for a random .sig...this looks like a good selection for a random .sigline to me:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599583.post-1114093655682304942005-04-21T16:27:00.000+02:002005-04-21T16:27:00.000+02:00Thanks,I tried the snowclone thing again and this ...Thanks,<BR/><BR/>I tried the snowclone thing again and this time I got a few more, Some of them are incredibly geeky:<BR/><BR/>"But to him who has only routers and algorithms to sell, every problem looks like a job for "diffserv""<BR/><BR/>I have no idea what that means...<BR/><BR/>I know what this means:<BR/><BR/>"When you have a penis, every problem looks like a vagina"<BR/><BR/>But would rather I'd never read it. I did, however, snicker at this one:<BR/><BR/>"When all you've got is a nailgun, every problem looks like a messiah"<BR/><BR/>I know where this one's coming from:<BR/><BR/>"But, if you were a school headmaster in earlier life with a penchant for bossing others around then every problem looks like a school child"<BR/><BR/>There <I>were</I> a couple I liked:<BR/><BR/>"When you have sour cream every problem looks like a potato" and "When your only tool is a screwdriver, every problem looks like a can of paint."<BR/><BR/>But this one:<BR/><BR/>"To the person with a song, a drum and a dream, every problem looks like a dance."<BR/><BR/>Made me want to reach out and slap somebody...<BR/><BR/>Here are the others:<BR/><BR/><BR/> - To an urban planner, every problem looks like a zoning code<BR/> - If your only tool is a synchronous call, every problem looks like a parked connection.<BR/> - To an F-15 pilot, every problem looks like a MiG-21.<BR/> - To the person whose only tool is a spreadsheet, every problem looks like a grid.<BR/> - If your only tool is a parchment, every problem looks like a peace treaty.<BR/> - When the only tool you have is a strategic bomber, every problem looks like a city full of civilians<BR/> - When all you have is a legislature, every problem looks like a missing law.<BR/> - Every problem looks like a nail to a judge with a gavel.<BR/> - When you want to be cool and hack in the kernel, every problem looks like a kernel problem<BR/> - If all you have is Bayes' Formula, every problem looks like a statistic.<BR/> - When the only tools you have are a Bridgeport, a Myford, a Colchester and assorted other stuff, every problem looks like a steam engine<BR/> - if your only weapon is a bat, every problem looks like a ball<BR/> - When the only tool you have is an axe, every problem looks like a tree<BR/> - when the only tool you have is a shovel, every problem looks like a pile of dirtPaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15953503728314023580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599583.post-1114091913258678202005-04-21T15:58:00.000+02:002005-04-21T15:58:00.000+02:00I still like your version best actually, it makes ...I still like your version best actually, it makes the most sense as well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599583.post-1113997913781046852005-04-20T13:51:00.000+02:002005-04-20T13:51:00.000+02:00My mate aaron says "When all you have is PHP, ever...My mate aaron says "When all you have is PHP, everything looks like your thumb".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com